I don't want to be a bassist anymore - a parody

I don't want to be a bassist anymore
Oh I don't want to be a bassist anymore
Cos they've wasted 3 years of my life
Cos I really wanted to play the kazoo
Cos I'm getting laughed at
Cos it's a damned nuisance to lug around
Cos I'm being used as a tool
Why don't I become
a spanner in the works?

I WANNA PLAY THE KAZOO

Because of the bass i can never
be a kazoo virtuoso
Because of the bass i can never
get recognition

I WANNA PLAY THE KAZOO

I've been brainwashed
Why didn't they get someone else
I just don't understand
I just don't comprehend

I WANNA PLAY THE KAZOO
I WANNA PLAY THE KAZOO

I just don't understand
I just don't comprehend
I just don't understand
I just don't comprehend
(fadeout)