damn damn damn

globalisation didn't come out for gp wtf. when everyone was banking on it cambridge totally surprised the utter living shit out of all of us. wooo. and i ended up doing some crap qn about how music can't change the world but it makes it more beautiful wtflol. talked about jazz, bach, beethoven, sibelius, nirvana, forgot to bring in the mahler quote about how a symphony should embrace the world or universe or whatever.

so we were screwed once over cos out of the 12 essay qns none were globalisation. and THEN we were screwed over again cos the compre wasn't globalisation like we thought, but on GENDER ISSUES. wtfwtfwtf. thx a bunch cambridge. my confirm A for GP is certainly in doubt now.

now for maths, which is in 2 days' time. i've done a hell lot for maths. vectors & complex numbers yesterday, graphing, differentiation, maclaurins and integration today. what else is there? uhhh functions, ap/gp & mathematical induction, inequalities & the simultaneous equations matrix thing, and DE. and of course stats but i'm not touching that yet. i've already covered everything, just doing it all again.

well then. maths is absolutely crucial to me. if i don't get an A for maths my LSE dreams are blown - as are my PSC dreams - and then how am i going to find a job that pays enough for me to retire by 35? to the bahamas?

so: here goes

- dear cambridge setters
i suck at maths
real bad
but i have to bluff you guys into thinking i'm actually pro
at least for long enough for you to give me an A
plz plz plz dun guailan me with weird stuff
like nasty integration
or applying some fundamental nifty properties of complex numbers
or rearranging terms on the MI question to confuse pple
cos i'll be screwed
and if i screw up A-level maths
i screw up life
fuck
plz plz plz dun screw me over i really need an A for maths
so that i can go to some really pro uni
to get a really nice-looking BA or BSc or whatever
and land a nice job at wherever it is where people earn craploads of cash and retire at 35
cos that's what's impt to me right now
i only need 70 marks to live my dreams
but if you can give more that would be nice of you
kthxbye -

i think these rubbish prayers are going to become a pre-paper tradition =)