and now for something completely different
In a welcome change from the normal wankst, we have some world history crap instead.
Once there was a monster, similar to the one from Loch Ness, living in the Thames River in London. It terrorized the city's inhabitants until one day, those who were true and brave enough gathered their strength together and slew the monster. In order to deal with this landfall of suddenly available meat, they ground its carcass into spicy German sausages. Charles Dickens, at the time a reporter for The Times, wrote a newspaper article describing the events carrying the headline:
IT WAS THE BEAST OF THAMES; IT WAS THE WURST OF THAMES.
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Once there was a monster, similar to the one from Loch Ness, living in the Thames River in London. It terrorized the city's inhabitants until one day, those who were true and brave enough gathered their strength together and slew the monster. In order to deal with this landfall of suddenly available meat, they ground its carcass into spicy German sausages. Charles Dickens, at the time a reporter for The Times, wrote a newspaper article describing the events carrying the headline:
IT WAS THE BEAST OF THAMES; IT WAS THE WURST OF THAMES.
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I hope it made you groan =) theres a far longer version here. don't waste your time on the other pages though; that site's jokes are mostly rubbish.
I hope it made you groan =) theres a far longer version here. don't waste your time on the other pages though; that site's jokes are mostly rubbish.
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posted by Unknown at
10:44 pm
1 Comments:
ARGHHH that is super lame.
(totally made my day though)
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