damn those insects

I hate those little flies. They drop from the ceiling like... fruit bats and lie on your spacebar for a second then before you can swipe it off it crawls into your keyboard and never comes out again.

my keyboard is extremely dusty. i guess if we had one of those surgical cameras we could film a horror film inside my keyboard. it has the right amount of light, and you never know when the ceiling'll collapse. and there are little dead flies lying around too. isn't that fascinating?

the worst insects are the large ants which shed their wings all within 2 days of each other. then you have ants an inch long depositing their wings in your keyboard and crawling around on your computer table before they fall to their death 60 cm below. or until you smash them.